While working out in the gym at the University of Baltimore, I notice a group of kids walk past, likely freshman orientation. I start to ask the gym manager, “What? Is is 80′s dress-up day for them or something?”

Then I pause, and realize: HOLY SHITBALLZ, THEY ARE NOT DRESSED UP. THEY ARE WEARING THEIR ACTUAL CLOTHES.

My God, I’m officially that old, aren’t I?